someone write me a fic where nico finally works up the courage to confess to percy but only gets as far as saying he likes guys before chickening out. and then percy won’t stop pestering him to say who the “lucky guy” is and nico just says it’s jason to get him to shut up.
but then jason and percy are both trying to be great supportive bros and act as shitty overly enthusiastic wingmen trying to set nico up with each other and nico wants to murder both of them.
highschool AU where Jason gives Nico his letterman and Nico’s like what is this
but he ends up wearing it anyways （人´∀`*）